Sri Lanka It's Happening

April 29, 2008

Just two days ago, the car belonging to the minister of censorship met with an accident and he wasn't even in it. What a disaster. Now today we here that Mervyn the Goon's car has met with an accident. He has been injured but not died. What a calamity.

A fellow passenger has died though. Why couldn't they have swapped seats?

The dictator has rushed a helicopter to far off aranaganwila (where the accident occured) to rush the goon to Colombo. The helicopter was probably originally asigned to airlift injured soldiers from the northern theater of operations where they are falling like nine pins thanks to the ill advised tactics of the despot's brother.