The Ransom

August 11, 2006

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam in Colombo, nothing is moving. Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, What's going on?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped Mahinda Rajapakse, Wimal Weerawansa, and Mangala Samaraweera.

They're asking for a 3 billion rupees ransom, otherwise they're going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire. We're going from car to car, taking up a collection."

The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?"
"About a litre!"


I don't normally read forwarded emails, but this came from someone who doesn't normally send forwards. I am glad I read it.

Posted by raditha at August 11, 2006 1:52 PM

 

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