Sri Lanka It's Happening

April 21, 2004

After nearly twenty years of fighting with the lions the tigers finally agreed to a ceasefire. After two years of peace they apparently became very bored by it and decided to separate into two teams and have a war game (just to relieve the boredom of course).

To make things a little more interesting both parties decided to make it a death match and to cheat (what good is a game without cheating). Fighting broke out last week and it was over too quickly for most people's liking.

The northern tigers managed to wipe off the easteners in less than a week - something the lions couldn't do in twenty years. there is a positive outcome from all this though, a large group of tiger cubs forced to fight against fully grown lions have been set free, they can go back to their play fields.